Alex Basmagian #1 & Harth
Is this you?
March 3, 2026
New York, NY
Alex avoids doctors at all costs. He hasn’t been to a doctor in 25 years. Yet he claims to be healthy as a horse. I wonder if Alex knows that the life span of a horse is 25-30 years. I guess his veins are pumped with a vodka-formaldehyde cocktail and a passion for design.